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2014 Shark Week Shows:

Shark Week 2014 - Second Shooter Shark

Second Shooter, Shark

Airs: August 4, 2014 - 9PM/8PM Central

On November 22nd, 1963 in Dallas Texas, shots rang out that changed the world forever. Jaws was still over a decade away, which may explain why no one recognized the tell tale shape of a triangular grey fin on the grassy knoll. Now a team of historians, mystery hunters, and marine biologists seeks to answer the question of whether or not a white shark was truly responsible for the assassination of President John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

Shark Week 2014 - Shark Bombers North West Territories

Shark Bombers, North West Territories

Airs: August 5, 2014 - 9PM/8PM Central

Ice Pilots NWT brought viewers a glimpse of the harsh conditions of winter flying in the Arctic, but summer in the land of the midnight sun is no cakewalk either. Especially when dangerous wild fires rip through the dense forests, endangering persons and property alike. Luckily, the Shark Bombers are always ready to take to the air, with their specially modified water bombers each carrying thousands of litres of water and, for some reason, one great white shark.

Shark Week 2014 - Aquatic Apostle

Aquatic Apostle

Airs: August 6th, 2014 - 9PM/8PM Central

The 2000's saw the world captivated by the possibility that a woman was depicted in Leondaro Da Vinci's famous painting, The Last Supper. Now, a startling discovery of a slightly older copy of the painting has revealed an even more shocking member of Jesus' inner circle, a juvenile whale shark. How did this Aquatic Apostle find itself in the deserts of the Holy Land, and what kind of influence did it have on Jesus? Could this gentle giant have been Jesus' most trusted confidante?

Shark Week 2014 - Pawn Sharks

Pawn Sharks

Airs: August 6th, 2014 - 8PM/7PM Central

You begged for more pawn shop shows, and Discovery Channel heard your cries! What could possibly go wrong when Chumlee from History's Pawn Stars teams up with a live hammerhead shark to open their own pawn shop? Talk about a pawn shop owner you don't want to haggle with! Will it be deal, no deal, or a watery grave for the unsuspecting folks who find themselves going one on one with the boys of Pawn Sharks?

Shark Week 2014 - Finding Mengeledon

Finding Mengeledon

Airs: August 7th, 2014 - 9PM/8PM Central

In the dying months of the war in Europe, Adolf Hitler became obsessed with the production of super-weapons that could turn the tide in favor of Nazi Germany. He tasked Dr. Josef Mengele, the "Angel of Death", with reviving the ancient and terrifying Megalodon shark in a bid to create an unstoppable naval weapon capable of targeting Allied ships. New evidence suggests that not only did Mengele succeed, but that after the war one of his Megalodons escaped with him to South America and now lives quietly in a villiage in Argentina.

Stay tuned for more previews of Discovery Channel's 2014 Shark Week lineup!

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